Walking down canal street
Knock on every door
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't find a whore

I finally found a whore
She was rather thin
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't get it in

I finally got it in
Worked it all about
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't get it out

I finally got it out
It was wet and sore
The moral of this story is
To never fuck a whore.